What was the last thing heard before the big bang? A. Of course its safe, I'm a scientist, now hit the switch. B. Hold my beer & watch this. Got anymore?
1) OOPS! 2) Oh man, dad is gonna kill you! 3) See? Now what did I tell you? 4) Uh oh... 5) You're gonna love this....! 5) Just what exactly did you mean by: "DON"T touch anything"? 6) I am NOT cleaning UP that MESS! 7) Awwmmm...I'm tellin'...! 8) MOM !!!!! 9) If I dood it, I gets a whoopin....I dood it anyway!
no one will know... what harm could it do anyway? gee, i wonder what this does? its not loaded... the kids will never touch that! i think it should be safe its govt approved!!!
Don't worry no one will know. I dare you. Oh $h!t this is going to hurt! It will wear off. This will be funny Hey boot!
Hello Officer, ya wanna Beer? How pregnant is she? I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth I did not have sex with that woman Ask your wife Whats for supper?
"Ewww...this is gonna hurt....." I actually had that run through my head a few times when an instant from some calamitous (and PAINFUL!) event.
Honest officer it was an accident I was just cleaning it and it went off. I didn't mean to shoot my mother in law.
