Cosmic Question

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Allen, Apr 26, 2010.

  1. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    What was the last thing heard before the big bang?

    A. Of course its safe, I'm a scientist, now hit the switch.

    B. Hold my beer & watch this.

    Got anymore?
  2. pjterven

    pjterven Monkey+

    C. Whats this button do???
  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    1) OOPS!
    2) Oh man, dad is gonna kill you!
    3) See? Now what did I tell you?
    4) Uh oh...
    5) You're gonna love this....!
    5) Just what exactly did you mean by: "DON"T touch anything"?
    6) I am NOT cleaning UP that MESS!
    7) Awwmmm...I'm tellin'...!
    8) MOM !!!!!
    9) If I dood it, I gets a whoopin....I dood it anyway!
  4. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    no one will know...
    what harm could it do anyway?
    gee, i wonder what this does?
    its not loaded...
    the kids will never touch that!
    i think it should be safe
    its govt approved!!!
  5. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    What's that ticking sound?


  6. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    Don't worry no one will know.
    I dare you.
    Oh $h!t this is going to hurt!
    It will wear off.
    This will be funny Hey boot!
  7. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    Hello Officer, ya wanna Beer?

    How pregnant is she?

    I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth

    I did not have sex with that woman

    Ask your wife Whats for supper?
  8. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    He did it, i saw him, what are we talking about?
  9. gprod55

    gprod55 Monkey+++

    Don't press the Red button (another joke)
  10. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    Look like chit smell like chit,,,,,,,,,,Taste it?
  11. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Do walk to school, or carry your lunch?
  12. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    "Ewww...this is gonna hurt....."

    I actually had that run through my head a few times when an instant from some calamitous (and PAINFUL!) event. [shtf]
  13. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    Its eyes are closed of course its dead.
  14. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    You did WHAT???
  15. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    What could possibly go wrong?
  16. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    "Fire in the Hole"
  17. gprod55

    gprod55 Monkey+++

    Honest officer it was an accident I was just cleaning it and it went off. I didn't mean to shoot my mother in law.
  18. DMGoddess

    DMGoddess Monkey+++

    Okay, it's ready. What? Of course it's safe!
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