Country/Southern Women

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by lonewolf88, Mar 9, 2016.


  1. lonewolf88

    lonewolf88 Monkey

    Having having heard many good things about the South....I ask where are all the true country/southern women? Ive had some difficulty finding them. I am talking about the women that are desensitized, bold, fearless, daring and know how to have fun. Talking the ones that are used to seeing knives and firearms and don't freak out, because they own them and/or carry them themselves, the ones that will drive trucks, atvs, dirtbikes, sometimes dune buggies and trophy trucks...the ones that will say yes to a hunting partner request or inquiry and/or will accept a hunt or range time as a first or second date. The ones that are strong-willed and don't mind walking a few miles. Maybe Im in the wrong area, but I have only met overly cautious people, fear mongers and/or addicts. Im not interested in associating with any of the above three.

    It takes much more than just an accent and/or claiming you are something to actually be it.

    Thinking something like this video in what I seek.

     
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  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

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  3. lonewolf88

    lonewolf88 Monkey

    I think theres some confusion. I didn't know full on details was needed, thought people would catch on that Im seeking this offline.
     
  4. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    No confusion here.

    The reality is, you need to just live life and revolve around the kind of activities you like. In time, you will meet a similar like minded individual doing the same things that you are interested in....potentially. I know I have seen many a cute gal at church, the rifle range, at the rodeo's....and so on. Get out there and do your thing. Stop crying about how you can not find a mate online.... live the life you have in front of you.

    Trolling the internet, be it here or elsewhere is not how you are going to get it done young man!!
     
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  5. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder Site Supporter+

    Pretty much described every woman in the town I live in. 'Course most of 'em are married to their high school sweethearts (or the guy who knocked them up at prom) and now have a bunch of kids.

    Most of them do not look like Youtube girls though.
     
  6. lonewolf88

    lonewolf88 Monkey

    We will see....dating sites have proved to be littered with fakes or those that lack decency. (not willing to waste money if women don't reply to compliments or even the simple, hello, how are you?) I know for a fact there is no way every woman is taken, so quite a lot lie. I can read people.
     
  7. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    It must be in braille, because you haven't got a clue with me.
     
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  8. lonewolf88

    lonewolf88 Monkey

    That's because you refuse to meet. Again, I learn in person.
     
  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Then I would think starting a career in nuclear waste is not for you......:rolleyes: (many things should be done from a distance)
     
  10. lonewolf88

    lonewolf88 Monkey

    not sure how this is a joke. It is a serious inquiry. I didn't come to the South to deal with fear mongers and such that belong in inner cities like the Midwest.
     
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  11. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    Hard to find men that are into all of the above also.
     
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  12. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Tell you what, laddy. The denizens of Survival Monkey are just OPSEC oriented enough to have grave doubts about meeting disturbed people FtF. Now, If you are willing to travel here, I'll arrange to meet you at the range. Bring your own rifle, this will NOT get you a female companion, but it WILL get you some experience with people other than on line.

    Just for the snarkyness of it, moving south, standing up and saying, "Here I am, come date me" is apt to get some real beauties flocking around.

    You cannot be serious, so says me, since you've ignored and denied all the hints given you so far. Now get serious, take the advice provided, or take a powder. Your choice, make it before it's made for you.

    ETA: Just noticed which forum this thread is in. Appropriate ---
     
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  13. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned


    Think fish monger or "salesman "
    (And the name calling is getting old)
     
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  14. lonewolf88

    lonewolf88 Monkey

    Fear mongering is the deliberate use of fear based tactics including exaggeration and continual repetition to alter the perception of the public in order to achieve a desired outcome. Yes, I know what it means.

    When a person calls police just because he or she encounters or merely views another person, such as an open carrier with any type of firearm or knife in its sheath or holster or slung on the back and panics, most likely lying by exaggerating the open carriers actions and police and/or SWAT show up, that is fear mongering AND SWATTING.

    When a person who claims to be like minded, refuses to meet someone and get to know them or uses repetitive excuses to not meet them, that is fear mongering through being overly cautious.

    I guess I may be one of the few traditionalists and/or desensitized individuals out there.
     
  15. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    So is he looking for a woman or a date with Kellory???? [LMAO]
     
  16. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    No. You just try to make words mean things they do not.
     
  17. lonewolf88

    lonewolf88 Monkey

    Uhm no. A woman...moto. Someone with the personality of Kristi for example.
     
  18. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Aw come on, give the Kid, a Break..... He is just young... and needs a GrandPa type, to steer him along.... Maybe he could try Alaska and ask for a Date with Alaska Bush People oldest Daughter, "SnowBird".... I am SURE, she could teach him, how to shoot, better... She has shooting Her .243 Winchester Rifle, "Butcher" down pat, @200Yds...
     
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  19. lonewolf88

    lonewolf88 Monkey

    ok....so its ok for a woman to be sheltered and never meet anyone and live in a bubble? such a boring life.
     
  20. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Here we go again ---
     
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