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Couple sex

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Aug 2, 2013.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Make sure that you understand the question first....
    We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears
    and keep the hearing aids tuned up.

    What Is Couple Sex?

    An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?
    The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
    Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.
    When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?
    The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
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  2. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    Phew!!! LOL! I thought we were going to get a birds & the bees lesson according to ghrit. :eek:
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    [lock] Before this thread before it goes sideways :D
    Why is it that Grandpa's always fall into these bear trap's.... crafty kids and sneaky Grandma's....
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  4. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Sneaky GrandMa's..... for sure...
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  5. VHestin

    VHestin Farm Chick

    Well I wonder how that Grandpa is going to explain to his kids why he told her that o_O

    This thread title reminded me of a joke I was told, someone once said that they and their significant other had really good hallway sex. Translation: When they pass each other in the hallway, the conversation goes something like this: "F*** YOU!" "F*** YOU TOO!"
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  6. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Sounds like my last marriage.....:D
  7. Pop_45

    Pop_45 Monkey

    Yep, that's the third stage. first is anywhere sex, then bedroom sex, and finally hallway sex.

    I guess there is one more stage. That's lawyer sex. but that's not fun at all.
  8. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Lawyer sex is the gift that keeps on giving- cost wise don't cha know. :(
  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    You know it's %97 of lawyers that give the rest a bad name?;) they're not very descriminating, they'll scr@w anyone. And lastly, if they pass each other in the hall and talk about it, ....wouldn't that be ORAL SEX?;)
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  10. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    The missus and I snuck in a quickie the other day.
    bad thing is we got caught.
    We are no longer allowed to go to mattress world. :(

    But the good thing is we can order the mattress we like online and have it delivered.
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  11. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

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