Cowboy Pick Up Line

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Aug 29, 2013.

  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Motomom34, HK_User, Alpha Dog and 6 others like this.
  2. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    "Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, Darlin'."

    "Howdy. You’re not the kinda unchristian girl that goes out drinking and then spends the night with the first Cowboy she meets are ya? Well then, how about your uglier friend there?"

    "A few more beers, and I’d probly do ya. So give me a minute darling, and then I’ll give you one!"
  3. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    man sits on a bus seat next to a beautiful woman, and looks her over openly, with a broad smile.
    "Don't bother getting worked up, I only like Jewish cowboys."
    That's fine, ma'am, I was just admiring the view" " let me introduce myself, I'm hop-along Goldstein. "
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