crazy brit "loves" his car.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tango3, May 29, 2008.


  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    eeewwwww, that is SO NOT RIGHT!!!
     
  3. Jonas Parker

    Jonas Parker Hooligan

    ...while the engine's running? And aren't the exhaust pipes of a VW "bug" awfully small?
     
  4. toemag

    toemag Monkey++

    No wonder that that car looks absolutely shagged out.

    [lolol][lolol][lolol]

    Tony
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Over here, we might have said "clapped out." [rofllmao]
     
  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Love and its antithesis, hate, both are used so lightly. The guy is a fruit-cake and needs serious attention. Poking a VW with your pecker ain't love, its just sick. I love my wife, tolerate my children, like my dogs, understand and respect my parents, enjoy water-melon and pork chops, put up with in-laws, smile at pretty girls, but don't think sex with inanimate objects even makes the list, well unless you count that evening at the Chicken Ranch with the blow-up doll, Bishops collar, and the lawn-mower.
     
  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Man, I'll bet there's a story worth a bottle of single malt!!!:lol::lol:
    worst part was his homosexual tryst with "todd" his trans-am
     
  8. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    The lunatic is on the grass
    The lunatic is on the grass
    Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
    Got to keep the loonies on the path

    The lunatic is in the hall
    The lunatics are in my hall
    The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
    And every day the paper boy brings more

    And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
    And if there is no room upon the hill
    And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
    Ill see you on the dark side of the moon

    The lunatic is in my head
    The lunatic is in my head
    You raise the blade, you make the change
    You re-arrange me till I'm sane
    You lock the door
    And throw away the key
    Theres someone in my head but its not me.

    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
    You shout and no one seems to hear
    And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
    Ill see you on the dark side of the moon
     
  9. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [applaud][applaud][LMAO][fnny] classic!
     
  10. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Close the doors, they're coming in the windows --
     
  11. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

    that you, LondonCalling? :p
     
  12. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    hmm Miaggi-son:
    Wax-on : wax-off...
     
  13. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Ya know, I think "Wow" pretty much covers it.
     
  14. <exile>

    <exile> Padawan Learner

    Agreed!

    It didn’t feel strange, just really exciting.
     
  15. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    Ride? No thanks I'll walk

    [beat][gone]
     
  16. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [dunno][beat][beat][beat][lolol][rofllmao][nono]foosed[worthless]


    New Chevron techII!!
    eliminates sticky valves and gummy deposits!![yukface][dunno][dunno]
     
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