Custom dog breeds --

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Mar 8, 2011.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    that didn't work out too well.
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    Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

    Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

    Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer = Spaniel Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

    Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

    Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks (or drools) incessantly

    Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... Oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

    Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work with you

    Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
     
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  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Oh God, you trying to get Tracy started again?:D

    she's trying to ignore this, you know.
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO] Too funny.



    (in my best Terminator voice) I'll be back. :D

    But before I go:
    Beagle/Shih Tzu = Beatzu - A dog that leaves you black and blue.

    Bichon Frise/Poodle = Bichpoo - Not only a dog, but a pet name for your ex.



    (Keep in mind, this is Sea's fault ;))
     
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  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Dachshund/Yorkshire Terrier = Dorkie - A very stupid dog.

    Airdale/Poodle - Airedoodle = A sky writing breed

    Miniature Pinscher/Poodle = Pinnie Pooh - A breed from the Hundred Acre Wood

    Rat Terrier/Bichon Frise = Rashon - Keeps track of your provisions

    Basset Hound/Beagle = Baglehound - A dog that's always ready for breakfast

    Chihuahua/Pug mix = Chug - A dog that drinks all of your beer before you can.

    Labrador Retriever/Mastiff = Mastador - Bull fighting breed

    Golden Retriever/Collie mix = Gollie - A gee wilikers dog

    Husky/Pug = Hug - A very affectionate breed

    Cocker Spaniel/Yorkie mix = Corkie - Very popular breed for wine drinkers

    Boxer/English Spring Spaniel = Box Spring - A dog that lies under the mattress.

    Havanese/Maltese = Have a Malt - The breed that brings you a beer.

    Labrador Retriever/Louisiana Catahoula Leopard Dog = Labahoula - A dog for Hawaiian scientists

    Rat Terrier/Poodle = Rattle - Baby's favorite pet.

    Boston Terrier/Rat Terrier = Brat - A very spoiled dog.

    Siberian Husky/Poodle = SiberPoo - a Crappy Internet pet

    Basset Hound/Scottish Terrier = Bascotti - For those who like Italian snacks.

    Elkhound/Poodle = Elkpoo - Used for tracking in the woods.
     
  5. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    You forgot the best one --- A Jack Russel / Shih tzu = jack shit - knows everything.
     
  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    There is a problem inherent with this breed, either you get a dog that can't be taught because it doesn't know Jack, or a dog that has shiht for brains. They are poor guard dogs as well because you can elude them by running downhill, as everyone knows, shiht's ROLL down hill, which of course causes dizziness, and you can simply walk away as they stagger about. ;)
     
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