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Dead Mule

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 10, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police.
    Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the health department.

    They said since there was no health threat that he should call the sanitation department.

    The sanitation manager said he could not pick up the mule without authorization from the mayor.

    Now the preacher knew the mayor and was not to eager to call him. The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the preacher called him anyway.

    The mayor did not disappoint. He immediately began to rant and rave at the pastor and finally said, "Why did you call me anyway? Isn't it your job to bury the dead?"

    The preacher paused for a brief prayer and asked the Lord to direct his response. He was led to say, "Yes, Mayor, it is my job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of kin first!"
  2. HardRock

    HardRock Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I saw this last year with John Kerry in place of the Mayor.
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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