Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Dear Abby,

    My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card
    bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at
    me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids
    ... worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
    Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of
    them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has
    been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also,
    he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next
    with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with
    Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be
    in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so
    horribly creepy! Can you help?

    Signed, M Ob

    Dear M,

    Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White
    House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for
    you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck
    with the idiot for 4 more years.

    Dear Abby
    kellory, oldawg, oth47 and 4 others like this.
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