Dear Abby

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by GOG, Jan 15, 2016.


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  1. GOG

    GOG Monkey+++ Site Supporter

    Dear Abby
    My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years . All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies . I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about this to me .He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off.

    Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby ? Your advice would be appreciated
    Mad as Hell

    Dear Mad As Hell,

    You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan , and try to act like a lady! Remember ... you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like one!

    Abby
     
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    :5s: [applaud]
     
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  4. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator

    LOL

    She has a hairy back......... yeeks! :ROFLMAO:
     
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  5. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    You forgot "Schrew like disposition"......
     
  6. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    OK!--that's an Oscar-quality joke if I ever read one. And like all the best humor, it's based in truth.
     
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  7. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator

    I can't get past the hairy back... I know it is a joke but every time I see Hillary I am going to imagine Sasquatch under that pantsuit.
     
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  8. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+

    ....when the room is quiet and you laugh out loud....priceless.
     
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  9. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    stole it an posted it elsewhere too good to just leave there [lolol]
     
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