Dear IRS, please find enclosed my tax payment

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  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Internal Revenue Service
    Department of the Treasury
    Washington, DC 20001

    Enclosed is my 2004 Form 1040, together with payment.

    Please take note of the attached article from "USA Today" archives.
    In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for
    hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats.

    Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value
    $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00).

    This is payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00.

    Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political
    purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch
    Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and approved a
    purchase value of $2200, as my contribution to fulfill the Election
    Fund option on Form 1040.

    It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and

    I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with
    officially established government values.

    John Q. Public
    Another satisfied taxpayer b::
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