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Dear Sen. McCain...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jonas Parker, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. Jonas Parker

    Jonas Parker Hooligan

    I sent Sen.McCain this e-mail this morning. I doubt that I'll get a reply... JP

    Dear Senator McCain,

    As a U.S. citizen and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

    My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which you recently introduced in the Senate If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

    Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

    Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

    Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

    Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.

    If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.

    Thank you for your assistance.

    Your Loyal Supporter,

    Jonas Parker
  2. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I wonder if it would work to simply renounce ones citizenship then continue to live here, especialy if you did so outside the states then came bag without going through a boarder check?
  4. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Priceless, spewed my coffee! lol? Wait for nat'l i.d. if you pass that up you'll(probably?) lose your u.s. citizenship anyway....Though if enough folks hold out there'll be us v them.open vs "hidden" citizens..
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