Deer Camp

Discussion in 'Turf and Surf Hunting and Fishing' started by tacmotusn, Jan 14, 2011.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    DEER CAMP
    Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her footdown and tells him he isn't going.

    Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site
    only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and
    dinner cooking on the fire.

    "Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled herhands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

    She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had
    handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

    And then she said,
    "Do whatever you want."



    So, Here I am, did ya'll bring any beer?
     
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  2. Hispeedal2

    Hispeedal2 Nay Sayer

    LOL!!!

    I'm glad my wife doesn't give me too much grief about disappearing to man caves. After about 2 days of me around the house, I think she is glad to see me go. ;)
     
  3. DUGuy

    DUGuy Monkey+

    Nice!
     
  4. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    Yeppers

    Even my wife was ROLF[kneelsuckers]
     
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud][LMAO]Too funny!
     
  6. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    uhhh...ok then!
    Why not!???
     
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