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Definition of Macho..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Sep 18, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Q. What's the definition of macho?






    A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


    [beer]
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [fnny]
     
  3. Northwoods

    Northwoods Monkey+++

    i went to work 12 hours after mine..worked a half a day rested then worked a full week...no sweat...
    was just worried if it was gonna work or not[booze][booze][booze]
     
  4. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Oh yeah.... well I jogged home from mine 15 miles in the snow.....UPHILL!![LMAO]
     
  5. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Definition of Macho..


    Whackin' your uhhhhm "privates" on the side of the urnal to dry it.[LMAO]
     
  6. snuffysmith

    snuffysmith Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Not screaming like a little girl when you get it caught in your zipper.
    ouch!!!

    Snuffy
     
  7. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    My doc told me I'd only feel a little prick

    I didn't feel my prick for two weeks!!!
     
  8. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    [fnny]
     
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