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Definition of Macho..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Sep 18, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Q. What's the definition of macho?

    A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. Northwoods

    Northwoods Monkey+++

    i went to work 12 hours after mine..worked a half a day rested then worked a full week...no sweat...
    was just worried if it was gonna work or not[booze][booze][booze]
  4. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Oh yeah.... well I jogged home from mine 15 miles in the snow.....UPHILL!![LMAO]
  5. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Definition of Macho..

    Whackin' your uhhhhm "privates" on the side of the urnal to dry it.[LMAO]
  6. snuffysmith

    snuffysmith Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Not screaming like a little girl when you get it caught in your zipper.

  7. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    My doc told me I'd only feel a little prick

    I didn't feel my prick for two weeks!!!
  8. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

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