Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife And two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams "Allah ho akhbar!", raises the knife, and charges at you... You are carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer: � Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! � What is a Kimber 1911.45 ACP? � Does the man look poor or oppressed? � Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? � Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? � Could we run away? � What does my wife think? � What about the kids? � Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? � What does the law say about this situation? � Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? � Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? � Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? � Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? � If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? � Should I call 9-1-1? � Why is this street so deserted? � We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. � Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. � I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. � This is all so confusing! ............ .......... ........ ..... ......... ....... ........ ....... . Republican's Answer: BANG! ............ ....... ...... ........ ......... ........ .......... .... Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!
and the Above, is posted by a sweet little Old Silver Haired GrandMa, who lives in the liberal NE America...
You know Right Hand, you will get the same response from us northern corn belt farmers and rural folk.
I prefer the Mountain Man scenario, pull a Pair of .44 Remingtons and start taking large chunks off of said tango, after the tango has departed this life, I would take the previously removed chunks and use them for bait for something actually worth killing! Or, I could revert to the North West settler politics, and after cleaning and stoking my 1911, I would roll the body in chain link fence and send down the mighty Columbia to feed the fishes!
RH/RG but no true Southerner or Northerner would use a 12 round clip @Ura-Ki why contaminate the Columbia river n the Pacific ocean with that filth? Let the bears or wild hogs get em they hate hogs they believe they cant get into heaven if they get eaten by hogs
BTPost,you are not bothered with hogs at your location are you? I’ve got a boar coming to my feeder that’s close to waist high,it’s about the biggest wild boar I’ve seen in my life.
The reason for carrying a. 45 is so you don't need to shoot twice. Why waste ammo? Just stuff your hollow point bullets with a chunk of real bacon bits. No entry into paradise for one who crosses my path the wrong way!
Can ya be a southern man if you where concieved in the deep south, then born in the north, followed by living in a small community on the gulf coast in his tender youth for a number of years?? Don't really matter any longer as I have lived in the west for a very long time now.. The mountains suit me more..
The bang ,bang ,bang ,bang ,bang, bang, bang, click, bang , bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, click, boom, boom, click boom, boom . That's what my wife an daughter did when vermin (rattler) snuck in the house . it took a shovel and broom to pick up what was left . These were some relatively Passive women till something invaded their space.
