Democratic National Convention Schedule

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  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    Democratic National Convention Schedule

    Monday, July 25, 2016

    11:15 AM

    Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention

    Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

    1:30 PM

    Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

    3:15 PM

    Address on “Being the Real You”

    Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP
    and Caitlyn Jenner

    4:30 PM

    “How to Bank $200 Million as a

    Public Servant and claim to be broke”

    Hillary Clinton

    4:45 PM

    How to have a successful career

    Without ever having a job, and

    Still avoid paying taxes!

    A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

    5:00 PM

    Medals of Freedom presentation to

    Army deserter Bo Bergdahl

    For serving with Honor and Distinction

    National Security Advisor Susan Rice

    5:30 PM

    Invitation-only Autograph Session

    Souvenir photographs of Hillary and

    Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

    6:30 PM

    General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,

    And on using the terminology

    “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”

    7:30 PM

    Breakout session with Bill Clinton

    For women on avoiding the upcoming draft

    8:30 PM

    The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting

    General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as

    “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”

    9:00 PM

    “Liberal Bias in Media” How we can make it work for you!

    Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,

    The Washington Post and the New York Times

    With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

    , NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS
  2. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey Site Supporter

    Funny, sad funny. Damn shame.
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  4. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

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    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

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  6. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Instead of politicians worrying about how they are going to stop Trump, perhaps they should be asking themselves what they have screwed up so badly that Donald Trump looks like a better alternative to the public than them ?

    And the democrats so desperate that Hillary looks good

    YUR screwed
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  7. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Oh my god trumps approval rating appears to have gone up during the democrats nationalist convention...
    This is the first time in history a partys convention helped the other guy.
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