Democrats

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Feb 14, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form." "You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?" "That's my business! Get me the form!"


    Four days later, the old man got his registration changed. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?"

    In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said: "One less Democrat".
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

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  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    Now in Memphis, his death wouldn't matter. He would still end up voting for the Democrat in a local election. :eek:

    Ryan
     
  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ditto] Also in Chicago, NY, D.C., etc....etc.
     
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