Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

    Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan

    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ROFL] [rofllmao]
  3. Bluelew

    Bluelew Monkey++

  4. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Awesome. lol.
  5. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  7. HOP

    HOP Monkey+++

    At least they didn't ask what size drawers you wear.
  8. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    It all just "DEPENDS" don't ya know!
    ( that was low!)
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    'Depens" is lower still, eh?
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