Dept. of Peace & Nonviolence

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by standfasttoo, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. standfasttoo

    standfasttoo motivated

  2. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Define "peace"....
    "M. prsident,I regrert to inform you this morning the city of tel aviv was destroyed by a nuclear device deliveredon a IRBM we tracked the launch froma site outside Tehran.."

    "I see, Okay General fubar whats the D.o.d. got for us?"
    Sir we have 3 tactical response plans ready to go downstairs in the war room awaiting your orders" "
    "Vey good general",
    Jimmy what does the department of peace reccommend??"
    " Hmmm? Wha man? Wow bummer,hit this bad boy mr. president we all need to chill alittle. A "tactical nuclear response" would be bogus man..... "????[stoner][stoner]NO!!
    New think??
  3. Scavenger Flatbedder

    Scavenger Flatbedder Scavenging The Wasteland

    So much for natural selection.
    This stinks of the one world agenda,the antichrist and world peace.
  4. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Yep..... just replace the word department with the word ministry.

    Here's the section I don't like:

    (b) Domestic Responsibilities- The Secretary shall--
    • (1) develop policies that address domestic violence, including spousal abuse, child abuse, and mistreatment of the elderly;
      (2) create new policies and incorporate existing programs that reduce drug and alcohol abuse;
      (3) develop new policies and incorporate existing policies regarding crime, punishment, and rehabilitation;
      (4) develop policies to address violence against animals;
      (5) analyze existing policies, employ successful, field-tested programs, and develop new approaches for dealing with the implements of violence, including gun-related violence and the overwhelming presence of handguns;
      (6) develop new programs that relate to the societal challenges of school violence, gangs, racial or ethnic violence, violence against gays and lesbians, and police-community relations disputes;
      (7) make policy recommendations to the Attorney General regarding civil rights and labor law;
      (8) assist in the establishment and funding of community-based violence prevention programs, including violence prevention counseling and peer mediation in schools;
      (9) counsel and advocate on behalf of women victimized by violence;
      (10) provide for public education programs and counseling strategies concerning hate crimes;
      (11) promote racial, religious, and ethnic tolerance;
      (12) finance local community initiatives that can draw on neighborhood resources to create peace projects that facilitate the development of conflict resolution at a national level and thereby inform and inspire national policy; and
      (13) provide ethical-based and value-based analyses to the Department of Defense.
  5. jim

    jim Monkey+++ Founding Member

    All Hail the Brave New World of slave labor, public shool brain washing, and smelling the flowers.

    I think I liked the damned commies better.
  6. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Starting to wonder if we are becoming the commies we despised for so long. I have had just about enough.
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Reference Tango3's sig line.... [winkthumb]
  8. Scavenger Flatbedder

    Scavenger Flatbedder Scavenging The Wasteland

    They always said they would take over America w/out firing a shot
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