DHS Keyword List - Time to pull out the Thesaurus

Discussion in 'Freedom and Liberty' started by RightHand, Jan 21, 2013.


  1. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

  2. tulianr

    tulianr Don Quixote de la Monkey

    Some of our less intelligent bureaucrats came up with this list. Who talks like that?

    "Hey Jose, you want to arrange an assassination of a public official?"

    I think something more like "Let's do that dirt bag!" would be more likely, and that expression wouldn't trip any of their triggers.

    Anyone unintelligent enough to blatantly discuss a terrorist attack on a social networking site, isn't intelligent enough to pull it off.

    Just my two cents.
     
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    LOL. these were posted here some time ago. I copied the list and hung it on the wall next to my computer station. For a while I used the list to see how many target words I could use in each email I sent. My hope was others would play as well and we could intentionally flood the thought police with so many target words they would go crazy. Or better yet that we could maybe crash the program. After a while I lost interest and quit doing it.
     
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  4. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    tulianr, If you suddenly disappear. where should we go looking for you and Jose? LOL
     
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  5. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

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    Exactly! When I quit ranting and go silent would probably be the time to worry a bit, but not for me. ........ lol
     
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  6. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I can't imagine a stupider List of words dreamed up by a stupider bunch of people... Any self-respecting Terrorist would be using encrypted Comms for such stuff, and if DHS is thinking that these folks are putting their plans on Social Media in plain language, then we need much better people at DHS looking for the Bad Guys.... This is just plain laughable....
     
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  7. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter

    Hey Tac, did you here that all the first responders at the toxic nuclear facility rioted, the local militia and a few gangs showed up with conventional weapons to help. When the cops and SWAT showed up, they when into lockdown, there were shots fired and a standoff. Turns out their demands were just for cafetiere food that didn't give them food poisoning from a strain of smallpox. You probably didn't hear about it as the media reported as a drill for what to do when attacked by pirates bringing pork into the port.
     
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  8. Mechwolf

    Mechwolf Monkey+

    trying to pick myself up off of the ground now!!
     
  9. tulianr

    tulianr Don Quixote de la Monkey

    I hope I get one of the better cells at Guantanamo; maybe something with an ocean view.
     
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  10. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    It was a cold and dreary night as I crawled through the brush approaching the Crystal River Nuclear power plant. I made my toss, throwing the red and white bomber lure exactly where I wanted it planted. I was amazed at how effortlessly the spider line spooled off my new nitro reel. The near immediate explosive reaction I got from the water nearly knocked me off my feet. I held on for dear life. I felt like a Afghani Jihadist trying to restrain a dozen frightened camels with a single whispy rope and no tree to tie them to. This hot water discharge winter Tarpon was the king, and if I could subdue him without killing him it would be coup like winning the presidency of my local fishing club.
     
  11. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    I have made it a habit of never using words like rocket launchers, machine guns, grenades, fire bombs, presidential schedules, militia, etc etc. Using words like that will get you attention from----what is that sound at the door---opps.
     
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  12. scrapman21009

    scrapman21009 Chupacabra Hunter

    [patr] Our dearly loved friend -06 will be missed, services will be announced when the body is found.
     
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  13. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Hey, first come first served at splitting up my gear--lol.
     
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