Dick's Sporting Goods

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Mountainman, Jun 24, 2019.


  1. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

  2. 44044

    44044 Monkey+++

    It sounds like the Dick's have Petered out...
     
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  3. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Proof that even Limp Dick's can still F%^&K every thing!
    They really need a Vagina Hat party at their stores as that's the clientele they seem to be targeting now!
     
  4. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Dick-less in Seattle...... [chicken]

    National ban..... don't go soft. ;)
     
  5. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+

    Rural King is also good for guns and ammo, but I go to AS and Walmart too!
     
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  6. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    I'm lucky, there is a Sportsman's Warehouse less than 2 miles from me, and a Cabelas about 12 mikes away . Too bad Phoenix isn't Dickless!
     
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  7. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Let me know when the bankruptcy asset liquidation sales start.
     
  8. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    WHY............
    Trollin Soccer Moms? LOL
     
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  9. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    They had a super sale awhile back here....Like $3.00 off on all firearms,I left with-out any thing from Dicks.
     
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  10. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+

    When the ammo is marked 75% off I might go in and look around, and then tell them I would rather go to AS and pay full price:LOL:
     
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  11. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready! Site Supporter++

    I never was fond of Dicks.
     
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  12. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Well you weren't Navy.... there is that!! :lol:
     
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  13. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Death becomes you --- j/k
     
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  14. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I’m too bashful to enter these types of stores. Dick’s, Hustler of Hollywood, Castle Mega Store, and especially Tacoma Screw.
     
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  15. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    It is fun just to walk in and look for guns and ammo. ask a few questions and leave.
     
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