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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 15, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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    THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN <?/x-tad-bigger><?x-tad-bigger>LAS VEGAS<?/x-tad-bigger><?x-tad-bigger>, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

    NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED<?/x-tad-bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/color><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Helvetica><?color><?param 0000,0000,3333><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger><?x-tad-bigger>

    SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

    THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.<?/x-tad-bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/bigger><?/color><?/fontfamily><?color><?param 0000,0000,3333><?bigger><?bigger><?bigger><?x-tad-bigger>








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  2. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Got me obn that one "c" ...[LMAO]
    Hey, just picked up "Take the weather with you"...( iIve gotten a bit behind in the cd collection.)...[winkthumb]:oops:
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Oooooh! Have you watched the video on your computer???

    It's so much better than the you tube link!!!

    I really like it a LOT more than "license to chill"...!
     
  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Chip Monks. Now that's funny. [LMAO]

    St. Alvin and the gregorian Chip Monks. That's a good name for a group. Haha.
     
  5. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Nope.... didn't even see it coming. Not bad.
     
  6. gillman7

    gillman7 Monkey+++

    I gotta give you props for that one........[applaud]
     
  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Very punny, CRC! Good one!
     
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