Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jul 8, 2006.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon
    when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other

    "Hello" said the little boy.

    "Hi" replied the little girl.

    "Where are you going"? asked the little boy.

    "I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home", answered the
    little girl.

    "Me too", replied the little boy. "I'm also on my way home from church".

    "Which church do you go to?" asked the little boy.

    "I go to the Baptist church back down the road" replied the little girl.
    What about you?"

    "I go to the Methodist church back at the top of the hill", replied the
    little boy.

    They discover that they are both going the same way so they decided that
    they'd walk together. They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had
    partially flooded the road so ther e was no way that they could get across to
    the other side without getting wet.

    "If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me alive" said the
    little girl.

    "My Mom'll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet", replied the
    little boy.

    "I tell you what I think I'll do" said the little girl. "I'm gonna pull off
    all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across".

    "That's a good idea", replied the little boy. "I'm going to do the same
    thing with my suit".

    So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting
    their clothes wet. They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry
    before putting their clothes back on when the little boy finally remarked.

    "You know, I never did realize before just how much difference there really
    is between a Baptist and a Methodist
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I am sooooo going to Hell...for this one..

    Know why Baptists don't have sex standing up???

    Someone might think they're dancing...
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I'll be waiting when you get there. [dancindevil] :lol:
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