Different perspectives - Men vs Women

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by melbo, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Text from my wife this morning:


    Me: Pic?!

    Wife: Sends picture of outdoor thermometer, reading 50F.

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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Somehow, I think that isn't quite what you meant -- :lol: [aiw]
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    There are goose bumps, and there are goose bumps. Some goose bumps are better than others....
  4. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Erm, Yeah. Now you just need to figure out how to turn them on.
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  5. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    Those things never occur to females I don't think, whilst we are preoccupied with them.

    Anytime my wife is sad, unhappy, angry, or frustrated I tell her "I don't know how you can be anything but cheery...you have DDs and can look at and touch them anytime you want." She never agrees with me. [dunno]
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  6. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Not touching this conversation with a 20Ft pole..... I know better.....[beat]
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  7. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I used to think a quick butt squeeze would be comforting to her after I had messed up. -dunno-

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  8. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    That is treading on Dangerous Ground, and the depth of the "quicksand" your traveling in, is only measured by HER Response, which you can NOT get, without actually stepping into it..... Playing with sweaty dynamite, that is.....
  9. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    So do you advocate covering her with acetone first? ;)
  10. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    "Well, I know I kind of messed up and hurt your feelings, but is that going to get in the way of me getting lucky tonight? If so, I might as well to go to bed now so I can get up early in the morning and head to work. Good Night."

    [beat] clyde
  11. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    We will never be able to understand the complexities of their minds nor the reasons for their behavior. When they say "nothing is wrong"--watch out. I just go to the reloading room, hunting, or off for a walk. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder"---sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't--lol.
  12. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Today's exchange:

    Wife: Busy day?

    Me: Yeah. My LTC is stuck at -3 while the HMI thinks it's at 24. The INCON 1250 is flashing "FA 2" (Watchdog) and my Bus PT signal is floating around 118 V which is out of band with the bus voltage at 35.5 kV You?

    No reply.

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