DNA Test....

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by yeti695, Mar 5, 2017.


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  1. Yes

    11 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. No

    7 vote(s)
    31.8%
  3. Never thought of it

    4 vote(s)
    18.2%
  1. Oltymer

    Oltymer Monkey++

    This is just more data to herd in the sheep and certainly something the government doesn't need to run the country the way it is set up to be run. They need to focus on other basic unsolved problems and quit blowing tax payer money on science fiction projects like this.
     
  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    But I could be royalty or have money coming...
     
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  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Look for an email from a representative of Prince Mtuptutongo regarding that.
     
  4. Byte

    Byte Monkey+++

    Any of you ever have your blood drawn? Exactly how influential in the medical field is our government? How many of us know and trust the chain of custody once that blood leaves your site?

    If they want it, they've already got access to it one way or another.
     
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  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I trust the chain of custody. What I have my doubts about is what the custodians might do with the specimen other than what the prescriber asked for. Then one might ask, how long the specimen is retained "just in case."
     
  6. Byte

    Byte Monkey+++

    My dad was a med tech in one of our local hospital labs. I know exactly how fluids were handled for precisely one hospital and for only the time period he worked there. I have no idea what new requirements some non-elected government health panel might put into place that could affect any of this. Nor will anybody tell me were something to drastically change. HIPAA standards be damned. There is just too much uncertainly to be certain... It's too easy for a storage policy to be put into place that sounds reasonable to those maintaining such a "just in case" archive with no real accountability to me and mine.
     
  7. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Don't know about the Government angle but I do know it is a vital tool for Tax Payer funded grant hounds to prove they have one drop of Socially and Economically challenged minority blood. More Grant Dollars if you do and easier to land the grants.
     
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  8. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Being descended from George III is probably not going to fly very well with much of your fellow citizens.... ;) I'd keep quiet about that if I were you. :ROFLMAO:
     
  9. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    Personally, no, I do not think this is a gov't set up. Yes, it was a good thing I was sitting down when I said that too. I DO think it is a BIG PHARM/INSURANCE set up however. THAT would make far more sense to me, although I do admit that East Germany set up a DNA/scent (smell) bank of as many citizens as they could.
     
  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Most Americans were educated at public schools and wouldn't have a clue about who George III was. Now, were I descended from any of the Founding Fathers, that would be different. In that case I would be a racist slave owner who felt that blacks were only worth 5/8 of a white man. I'm likely pretty safe - everything we have learned so far about our roots points to 100% peasantry.
     
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  11. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    One of the reason often cited by local/States gov't for the back log in DNA testing - of rape kits for example - is the expense. I've seen $6K per test quoted locally by the fuzzheads in the local PD..

    So - you send in your blood and boxtops. How is it the the "DNA test" you buy costs a fraction of what the PTB claim is the real cost? You are getting ripped off? Or is the testing company collecting some serious $$ for that data?

    Or is the gov't so inefficient and bloated, everything costs a huge wad of ducats???

    I'll never send mine in, I already know who my ancestors are back to the 'old country. Past that, who cares?
     
    Last edited: Mar 12, 2017
  12. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    YE GODS AND LITTLE FISHES!!! Big pharm colluding with DNA, price fixing? PLEEZE say it ain't so!! Monopolistic collusion just does NOT happen here. Does it? But your probably right, dot gov is cunning but not smart.
     
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  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Agreed.....we're all descended from Apes....just that some of us haven't evolved very far from our ancestral roots... :D
     
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  14. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    These DNA Tests we are talking about, do NOT go clear down to the individual Genes, but look for Common Ansestry Genetic Markers for different Rac es of people... Like Scottish, Irish, Nordic, Western Europe, Eastern Europe, Arabic, Jewish, African East, West, Cenral, & Southern, Persian, Chinese, Japanese, northern Asian, and the like... They do NOT usually get more specific than that...
     
  15. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    The reports are notparticularly detailed, but the data is out there for deeper analysis and matching. What's that Dr Suess said? I do NOT like it, Samiam.
     
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  16. medicineman

    medicineman Survival Guru

    What would this do to benefit the "gubmint" in any way, form, or fashion ???

    Pull the Reynolds Wrap off your head.
    Nobody is "coming for you".
    Nobody cares OR wants to know your family DNA tree.
     
  17. medicineman

    medicineman Survival Guru

    My only question is about the accuracy of the test.
    How can they be so sure which markers are truly from a specific region ??
    There has been a buttload of "migration" since the tower of Babel.
     
  18. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Very much a statistical business. With enough data, the computer program can come up with some pretty good, accurate information. There has been a huge amount of research done, and slowly but surely it's getting more and more detailed and accurate. We ALL came out of Africa, like it or not. Now, which valley in Austria my ancestors were hatched in, I have no idea, but we got here from Africa via Europe.
     
  19. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    The military has a sample of mine so that ship has already sailed for me...
     
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  20. yeti695

    yeti695 Monkey+

    Wow, I dont have reynolds wrap on my head, and I could give a S**T if someone is coming for me. As far as other people that would want to know about my family DNA tree, well that just weird. I know enough of my history and where my family comes from that I don't care to spend the money to do it. If you would had read the beginning of the original post, I said that I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Just had a thought, sorry that I pissed you off for sharing it. I don't know who pissed in you cherrios today, but sorry my post set you off.
     
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