Do you have any bananas?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by samairawtsn, Mar 23, 2013.


  1. samairawtsn

    samairawtsn On Hiatus Banned

    A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:​

    - Do you have any bananas?​

    - No, I don't. ( says the barman)​

    - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)​

    - No, I have not got any bananas!!!​

    - Do you have any bananas?​

    - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!​

    - Do you have any nails?​

    - No, I don't.​

    - Do you have any bananas?​

     
    samairawtsn, Mar 23, 2013
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    NotSoSneaky, Beano and oldawg like this.
  2. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    MOnkey.
     
    NotSoSneaky, Mar 23, 2013
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  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    LOL! Did you make that up?? Haha..
     
    Motomom34, Mar 23, 2013
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  4. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    BTPost, Mar 23, 2013
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  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    that joke (in many variations) is older than Falcon15;)
     
    kellory, Mar 23, 2013
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  6. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    You try and filch Falcon15 Nannas, and see what happens....
     
    BTPost, Mar 24, 2013
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  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

     
    Witch Doctor 01, Apr 12, 2013
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