Do you have any bananas?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by samairawtsn, Mar 23, 2013.


  1. samairawtsn

    samairawtsn On Hiatus Banned

    A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:

    - Do you have any bananas?

    - No, I don't. ( says the barman)

    - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)

    - No, I have not got any bananas!!!

    - Do you have any bananas?

    - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!

    - Do you have any nails?

    - No, I don't.

    - Do you have any bananas?

     
    NotSoSneaky, Beano and oldawg like this.
  2. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    MOnkey.
     
  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    LOL! Did you make that up?? Haha..
     
  4. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    that joke (in many variations) is older than Falcon15;)
     
  6. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    You try and filch Falcon15 Nannas, and see what happens....
     
  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

     
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