Do you know who I am???

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 4, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I like the way this guy thinks... :p

    It was the final exam for an English course at a university. Like most
    freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700
    students in the class. The professor was very strict and told the class that any
    exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the
    student would fail. Thirty minutes into the exam, a student came rushing in and
    asked for an exam booklet. "You're not going to have time to finish this," the
    professor stated as he handed the student a booklet.

    "Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
    After two hours, the students filed up and handed their exams in. All except
    the late student, who continued writing. Half an hour later, he finally came up
    to the professor's desk and attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam

    "No you don't, I am not going to accept that, It's late!" The student looked
    incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I am?" "No, as a matter of fact, I
    don't," replied the professor sarcastically.

    "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again. "No, and I don't care,"
    replied the professor with an air of superiority.

    "Good!" replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams,
    stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Nice thinking. :lol:
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The joys of ananimity. lol
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