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Do you think...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 6, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    this is why mostly women's letters to Dear Abby are printed??

    Dear Abby,
    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
    what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time
    now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although
    when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from
    work, you don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
    always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off,
    as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
    wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time
    it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch
    her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think
    deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
    out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
    garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street
    when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley,
    that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member


  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    A man's gotta keep those priorities straight.
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well yeah....I mean, it could still have been under Warranty! :D

  5. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :D :D :D
  6. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    The hell with her ... fix the bike ... yourself
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