Doctors Advice

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 12, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A man goes to his doctor for a follow up appointment.

    "We have the results from your tests. I regret to inform you that the results are terrible", the Doc says. "I recommend that you take a mud bath everyday".

    "Really?", the patient asks. "Will that help my condition?"

    "No", the doc says, "I just want you to get used to having all that dirt piled on you."
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    you can do better than that... [peep]
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    and did..

    just had to put it somewhere else.... [tng2]
     
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Prolly back on her meds this week.


    Better look around , oh translucent one...... ;)
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    -------- WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!

    I get tired of all those forwarded warnings as much as anyone,
    but this one is important! I hope I'm not too late.
    Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

    If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a
    survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
    around to shake off the ticks, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only
    want to see you naked.


    I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now...
     
  6. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [ROFL]
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I need a monitor squeegee , please???


    [ROFL] [ROFL]




    then I am going to kick ghosts.....whatever ghosts have.... :eek: :D
     
  8. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :D
    giveadamn_114.
     
  9. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [kissit]


    [whipem]
    [tng2]
     
  10. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    giveadamn_114_141.
     
  11. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    alright..who's doing that??? [ROFL]


    Quit making me laugh so hard...I almost spewed water all over my keyboard!
    ;)
     
  12. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :D
     
  13. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Ok...are you in on this one too??? :rolleyes: [ROFL]
     
  14. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    In on what? :rolleyes:
     
  15. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Don't pull that innocent Eddie Haskell look on me...It won't work. :rolleyes:
     
  16. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Yes it will, because I'm translucent, and how many snakes did you find?
     
  17. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    You're just ectoplasm...

    and 2.

    One dead.

    One's still there.

    Dammit.
     
  18. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    here
     
  19. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [tf]
     
  20. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    and that won't work either..... [tng2]



    ok...ok..it was funny. I laughed. a lot.
     
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