Doctors Advice

A man goes to his doctor for a follow up appointment.

"We have the results from your tests. I regret to inform you that the results are terrible", the Doc says. "I recommend that you take a mud bath everyday".

"Really?", the patient asks. "Will that help my condition?"

"No", the doc says, "I just want you to get used to having all that dirt piled on you."

 

and did..

just had to put it somewhere else....

 

Prolly back on her meds this week.


Better look around , oh translucent one......

 

-------- WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!

I get tired of all those forwarded warnings as much as anyone,
but this one is important! I hope I'm not too late.
Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a
survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
around to shake off the ticks, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only
want to see you naked.


I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now...

 

I need a monitor squeegee , please???







then I am going to kick ghosts.....whatever ghosts have....

 

alright..who's doing that???


Quit making me laugh so hard...I almost spewed water all over my keyboard!

 

Ok...are you in on this one too???

 

In on what?

 

Don't pull that innocent Eddie Haskell look on me...It won't work.

 

Yes it will, because I'm translucent, and how many snakes did you find?

 

You're just ectoplasm...

and 2.

One dead.

One's still there.

Dammit.

 

and that won't work either.....



ok...ok..it was funny. I laughed. a lot.