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Dog for sale

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cephus, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.

    Read the sales pitch below

    Dog For Sale
    Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as

    there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood

    for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name,

    Ho Lee Schitt.


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