Dog For Sale

Discussion in 'Buy Sell Trade' started by Quigley_Sharps, Mar 15, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
    Read the sales pitch
    !!! Dog for sale!

    Dog For Sale* Free to good home.
    * Excellent guard dog.
    * Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
    * Most of them knew him as 'Holy Cowยน!'

  2. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Pretty Baby!

    Looks to be a Bullmastiff. Funny ad.
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    BIIIG BASTID! ain't he
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Looks hungry. All the time, any time. Large and in charge, I'd guess.
  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I'll take him; wonder if he'll eat Bahamians?
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Great marketing skills!
  7. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Too spicy, I'd wager.
  8. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

  9. RouteClearance

    RouteClearance Monkey+++

    He looks to be about 200lbs, and I thought my graddads St. Bernard was big!!!
  10. RaymondPeter

    RaymondPeter Simple Man


    Well there goes the food stocks.
  11. the dog

    the dog Monkey+++

    nice big dog...but he is no match for a claw looking lady
  12. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  13. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Don't think I'd wanna test that theory.
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