Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch BELOW THE PHOTO!!! Dog for sale! Dog For Sale* Free to good home. * Excellent guard dog. * Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. * Most of them knew him as 'Holy Cow¹!'