Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by UncleMorgan, Feb 18, 2016.
This one is voting Republican, I think.
Well you know what Hillary would say to that comment don't you? "ARF! BARK! ARF! BARK! ARF! BARK! ARF! BARK! ARF! BARK! ARF! BARK!"
That would be her birth language, no?
Don't care what Hillary says and IMO, that dog has serious class.
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