Don’t Answer The Door

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meat, Nov 30, 2018.


  1. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Starting tomorrow don’t answer the door fergawdsakes. Christmas Carolers. Eww.
     
    Meat, Nov 30, 2018
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  2. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    I've never met anyone who's had that actually happen.
     
    Zimmy, Nov 30, 2018
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Falalalla la la!!!!!! [tree]
     
    Yard Dart, Nov 30, 2018
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  4. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Dude, gotta go Drunk Caroling, we used to do it all the time walking home from the local watering hole! LOL!
     
    Ura-Ki, Nov 30, 2018
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  5. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    @Meat I thought you were hanging out at the local girly bars so what are you worried about ?[LMAO]

    O holy nite... I 'll sing to ya!
     
    Ganado, Nov 30, 2018
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  6. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Ain’t Nobody with 20 miles around here, that Can sing...
     
    BTPost, Nov 30, 2018
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  7. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Caroling should be illegal except in California. :whistle:
     
    Meat, Nov 30, 2018
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  8. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    We kids did it one Christmas back in the mid 1970s. Cold winter that year. We nearly froze. Haven't known anyone who did that since.
     
    Seawolf1090, Nov 30, 2018
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  9. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

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    This keeps the carolers away
     
    Ura-Ki, Nov 30, 2018
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  10. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I like this version.

    Lol.
     
    Meat, Dec 1, 2018
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  11. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Look up , Tom Mabe , Linkin Park , Christmas carolers on you tube , it shocks a few people
     
    SB21, Dec 1, 2018
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  12. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    @SB21



    What a Nice BUNCH of Gents !!
    Truly
    S
     
    Last edited: Dec 1, 2018
    Cruisin Sloth, Dec 1, 2018
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  13. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

    The dogs don't like people coming to the house and they are properly named Stonewall and Jackson
     
    snake6264, Dec 1, 2018
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  14. Oddcaliber

    Oddcaliber Monkey+++

    A few well placed claymores should discourage them! LOL
     
    Oddcaliber, Dec 1, 2018
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  15. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Once you open the door it’s like throwing a switch. Off they go. They put the kids in front so you’ll think twice about shutting it on them. My friend tries to catch me off guard with his church group every year. He forgets I’m a proven winner. :whistle:
     
    Meat, Dec 1, 2018
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  16. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Two words...video cameras. ;)
     
    techsar, Dec 1, 2018
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  17. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    When I sang with a group the people we performed for wanted to hear our songs .they enjoyed it and we had fun doing it.
    Some people actually appreciate the effort of kindness on Christmas .
     
    arleigh, Dec 2, 2018
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