Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton talking in a bar

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  1. GOG

    GOG Monkey++

    Shamelessly lifted from another forum.


    Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

    Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
    Trump: "No the other one:"

    Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
    Trump: "No, the other one."

    Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and China when Bill left Office?"
    Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".
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    Everything above is true. Yet she still gets the Democratic vote? Does anyone understand this??? I think we're doomed !!!
     
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  2. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    In the words of Raul Julia playing Gomez Addams: "Has the World gone mad?"
     
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  3. GOG

    GOG Monkey++

    In a word; yes.
     
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  4. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    IMO, same as anyone else, Trump lacked lacked the stamina to list all of Hillary's lies...

    Then again, he might not have wanted to spend the rest of his life.....
     
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