Don't bother looking for eggs.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Apr 4, 2012.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

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  2. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

    I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

    I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

    I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

    I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

    I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

    Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

    One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    The real question you can ask yourself is: "Have you ever spent Halloween Night in Eek.... That would be Eek, Alaska?" I have... and it was a great time had by ALL.....
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  4. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    No Sir.. I was stationed In Tuktoyaktuk Inuvik Canada on an ARD .
    USAF & ARD31

    I didn't work on the DEW line , or in that area, but talked with them.
    Them were years ago, but did dive off & swim in the Arctic Ocean.

    Now that is dark .. & 3 black dots says your food.

  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I've been in Boring, OR - not much excitement there.
    Zig Zag and Bend, OR - can't keep anything straight there.
    Been in Bath, NY - that sure is a nice, clean town.
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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Re, Post #1

    They're the kind of rabbbit ears on my wonder I get such lousy reception.... : O
  7. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Chocolate Bunny Ears have always been Daddy Tax, on Easter Morning, in my Family.... but GrandPa's don't get to collect..... Just Daddies..
  8. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I've been in Trouble. There are lots of consequences there if you get caught....
  9. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

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