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Don't mess with Farm kids..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jun 28, 2009.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    they're smarter than you think. :)

    A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

    'Not yet,' said the little boy.
    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

    Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of cereal.

    'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

    'Well,' his mother say's, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.

    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
    'You gonna tell him or should I?'
  2. cowboy63645

    cowboy63645 Monkey++

    lol that was pretty good!!
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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