Don't step out of this circle!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cousin Jack, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. Cousin Jack

    Cousin Jack Knifemaker Founding Member

    A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.

    The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing.

    He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?"

    She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :D [beer]
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :D
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [booze] [rofllmao]
  5. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    When did CRC get a sports car? :eek: [peep]
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I was waiting for that one.... :rolleyes:

    and I will edit out what I had written here before anyone sees it..

    but damn it was funny.. [ROFL]
  7. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    What, that you also moved the circle? :rolleyes: :D
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