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Don't try this at home

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Sep 3, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Don't try this at home!!!!!!!!

    A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip around through traffic around town. He probably would have settled for any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out there price range. "Look", she said. "I want something that goes from 0 - 180 in 4 seconds or less." "And, my birthday is coming up, you could suprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale......... (Services are pending)
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