I hope they find him before the bruises heal, and that he makes it onto Leno's dumb crooks feature. (That'll teach him to take a knife to a pot fight.)
He is just lucky that she didn't grab the pot full of oil and fish or french fries. Now , that would have been really bad.
Hate to disagree with an old and respected monkey, but I'd say it would have been GOOD. Easier to pick out in the ER and "detain" for attempted robbery.