Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by MountainMariner, Sep 22, 2015.
Wanted to let the person who wrote it know that I had acknowledged. My "ok" in blue.
I hope it was a permanent marking pen....
You are truly evil. Lol.
Devilry is my calling and Raison d'être here at SM.
I'm on the "express elevator to hell"*, (so some folk here think): So I might just as well share my joy, (and make a few converts on the way!)
* If there is no up, in a passenger conveyance to hell, how can it then be referred to as an elevator?
What goes up must come down.
Then it is known as a dumb waiter, with the ropes broken....
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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
I was the guy wearing the black...
The “Coyote Principle.” #California
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Donald's minions are not doing him any great favors....they are just making a coconut shy of their boss, instead of being his policy heralds....
Them is the facts...... a dangerous woman for sure, I should know. ;)
my personal favority
I hope your finger pokes thru the toilet paper
** not sure if this has been posted but someone just passed this on to me today. Funny but true. :)
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Had to think this over for a bit, whether here or humor. Here won.
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