Don't you dare exhale!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tango3, Dec 7, 2009.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    The EPA has just ruled c02 as a dangerous pollutant worthy of govt regulation.

    U.S. in Historic Shift on CO2

    Businesses Brace for Costly New Rules as EPA Declares Warming Gases a Threat


    WASHINGTON -- The Obama administration declared Friday that carbon dioxide and five other industrial emissions threaten the planet. The landmark decision lays the groundwork for federal efforts to cap carbon emissions -- at a potential cost of billions of dollars to businesses and government.
    The Environmental Protection Agency finding that the emissions endanger "the health and welfare of current and future generations" is "the first formal recognition by the U.S. government of the threats posed by climate change," EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson wrote in a memo to her staff.[peep][peep][shtf]
  2. CraftyMofo

    CraftyMofo Monkey+++

    Sounds familiar....

    "Every breath you take
    Every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take
    I'll be watching you..."
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Alex Jones pointed this out a long time ago. It has been in the works for years, and it will include a carbon tax; which amounts to taxing ordinary people for the privilege to breathe. It's all documented in the environmental initiatives the globalists are invoking.
  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Wonder what the fart charge will amount to? Sooner or later, they'll go there. Beano stocks will sky-rocket when they start charging one Amero a poot. We use CO2 scrubbers on submarines, rebreathers, sat-systems....instead of carbon taxes and such, why aren't they focused on the science necessary to deal with the realities of life and industry?
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Beano or not, there will be an additional punitive tax/fine if you don't wear your fart counter and have it turned on as detected by your GPS locator. No penalties will accrue if you have your recycler inserted and operative as witnessed by the GPS. ;)

    (CO2 scrubbers do squat for methane -) :lol:
  6. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Saw on telly, these idiots reporting about auto emmisions. Uh, last time I looked, the biggest problem with auto emmisions is CO - Carbon Monoxide - the stuff that'll kill you in your garage........

    Methinks they are targeting the wrong gases.

    Ah well, what do we expect when they are using Junk Science to begin with?

    Lets see them try capping a few volcanoes - just one of those puppies spews out a heck of a lot more 'gases' than human kind has since Day One in Eden.
  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    anybody want to go in with me on and invest in developing internally"worn" emission scrubbers for people. perhaps gaseous containment apparatus??? We can fill the plastic colostomy bags (or better yet: recyclable glass bottles???) and U.P.S. them to congress!!! For proper disposal along with the rest of the b.s. laden hot air!.
  8. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    I'm expecting the Goobermint to mandate we all get chipped and hooked into a human version of "On Star". You fart in an elevator, the On Star system locks the elevator down to isolate you, then a Federal Hazmat Team arrives to recover the nasty 'greenhouse' gas and use it for fuel. You are then fined for Carbon, Methane and CO2 Emission and sent on your way. Have a nice day! [lolol]
  9. Byte

    Byte Monkey+++

    I've always known they'd eventually try to tax the air we breathe. Wait 'till they start playing with the idea of taxing us for the sun will happen. There is no end to the power they seek.

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