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Dr. Appointment

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Jan 12, 2006.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Dr. Appointment

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    An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who
    shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room
    was filled with Patients. As he approached the receptionist
    desk he noticed that the Receptionist was a large unfriendly
    woman who looked like a Sumo Wrestler. He gave her his
    name.

    In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR
    NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,
    RIGHT?"

    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads
    around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered
    quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME
    TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE
    SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

    DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS! [beat]
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

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