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Dr. Bumbutu

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Mar 2, 2015.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A flat-chested young lady read an article
    in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your
    breasts without surgery. So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could
    help her.

    Dr. Bumbutu advised her,
    'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and chant, 'Scooby doobie doobies,
    I wants bigger boobies!'

    She did this faithfully
    for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew to a terrific D-cup
    One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized
    she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely
    boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the
    middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I
    want bigger boobies.'
    A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked 'Are you a patient of Dr.Bumbutu?’
    'Yes I am.. How did you know?'
    He winked and whispered, 'Hickory dickory dock'...
  2. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

    I gotta go pee now.
  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    [applaud] biglaff
  4. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    Wait... How does that rhyme go again? [touchdown][gone]
  5. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

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