Dropping the Obama's off at the White House

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Dec 15, 2018.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Don't know why... I come back in from taking the dog out for the evening. Wifee had looked up stuff online and was reading it to the monkeys.

    She was reading euphemisms for taking a crap. Why, honey, why? Maybe because the dog is always spry after taking hers?

    My two favorites were:

    Dropping the Obama's off at the White House

    Giving birth to a politician
     
    Hanzo, Dec 15, 2018
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  2. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Taking a barack ,,,
     
    SB21, Dec 15, 2018
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  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Recycling dinner.
     
    ghrit, Dec 15, 2018
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  4. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
     
    hot diggity, Dec 15, 2018
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  5. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Spawning a Boneless Brown Trout..
     
    Tully Mars, Dec 15, 2018
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  6. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    dropping the kids off at the pool ,,
     
    SB21, Dec 15, 2018
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  7. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Dropping books off at the liberry
     
    3M-TA3, Dec 15, 2018
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  8. magicfingers

    magicfingers Monkey+++

    launching a sea pickle
     
    magicfingers, Dec 15, 2018
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  9. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    My lab's favorite:
    Deploying the Mines, Sir!
     
    Godzilla, Dec 22, 2018
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