Drug Free Laxative

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Apr 17, 2009.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the

    mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when

    symptoms occur:

    "My financial and personal well-being are totally in the hands of Barack

    Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual,

    Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

    If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined

    to be backed up for the rest of your life.

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Now, what do I do for a cure for the "runs"?
    Yeah that'll sure work.....
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