Drunk Story

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 24, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar
    and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner
    table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest,
    meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house
    today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking

    The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies
    are confused,because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop
    of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on
    with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

    The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the
    biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and
    says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
    At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the
    shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says . .

    "Grandpa, go home, you're drunk."
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