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Due to the climate of political correctness

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by VisuTrac, Jan 27, 2011.


  1. VisuTrac

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    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America :


    Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as

    'HILLBILLIES.'

    You must now refer to them as

    APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. '

    2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

    3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

    4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

    5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

    6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

    2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

    3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

    4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

    5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

    6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
     
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