Elderly Lady Golfer

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cephus, May 8, 2012.


  1. Cephus

    Cephus Monkey+++ Founding Member


    > An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the
    island of Martha's Vineyard. She slipped and fell.
    > Obama who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up
    promptly.
    > She thanked him and he answered, "It was a pleasure to
    help
    you.
    > Don't you recognize me? I am your president.
    > Are you going to vote for me in the next election?"
    > The elderly woman laughed and replied:
    > ''You know ... I fell on my ass ... not on my head...”

    Age does have it's privilege's !!!!


     
  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    The great thing about this kind of joke, is that they can be so easily recycled from administration to administration, regardless of the political stripe of the incumbent butt of the joke. This one is a keeper. and was probably used just as much when the second Bush was sitting in office. ; )
     
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  3. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    You're absolutely right! President Bush would have probably been the only one - in real life - to actually help the woman up.
     
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