English Quiz

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Allen, Jun 1, 2010.


  1. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    This one got me lots of extra credit in school.

    I have an 8 word statement that is correct when said, but wrong if written.

    PM me for the answer.
     
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    What, no clue? or hint? [own2]
     
  3. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    This is all I can come up with:

    "Corporations are not persons, money is not speech.""
     
  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I would assume it would be a sentence that ends in a preposition without an object. For example, it is quite correct to say "What did you step in?" but grammatically, you must never end in a preposition, so the correct question would remain "In what did you step?" a rather stilted verbiage that few would choose to use. Therefore, I would just add adjectives to increase the length of this to eight words, let's see....What stinking vile **** did you step in?
     
  5. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    I will post the answer on Friday.
     
  6. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    tagged for the outcome :)
     
  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [pop]
     
  8. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    Helloooooo! It's Friday.

    Helloooooo! It's Friday.
     
  9. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    The long awaited answer is.
    "There are three too's in the english language".
    The way it is written is wrong, because there are not three "too's". When saying what is written, it becomes right because it includes Two, To, & Too.
     
  10. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Maybe there are actually five 2s, not just three. To, too, two, and tutu.
     
  11. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [doh]I shoulda' got that.

    Good one! :cool:
     
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