EPA wants $175 /head for cow farts tax

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tango3, Jun 9, 2009.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

  2. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    I am gonna seriously increase my bean intake so I can counter balance all the taxation. In fact, the fact they are even considering this is very inflatuating!
  3. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Yea, Pa?"
    "See this here letter from the farm beura?"
    Naw Pa, whaz it say?"
    "Not real sure but I think they want a $1.75 every time ole Betsy poots".
    "Why zat. Pa?"
    "Sez here that every time she farts, it ****s up the ozarks?"
  4. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

  5. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    I've known some people who should have to pay that tax.
  6. Galactus

    Galactus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    One would not want to end up like Jupiter.
  7. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    If them bass-tards what to impose a cow farts tax, then they need to be the ones walking around behind the cows with a fart counter, and at the same time, pay the farmer/rancher for stepping foot on their land.......[ROFL]
  8. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    My aunts, uncles, and grandmother used to talk about the day this would happen...
    It sounded ridiculous back in the 60's!
    Now I'm wondering if they'll also put meters in our noses and TAX us on the very air we breathe!
    (that was another one I laughed at, but who's laughing now?)
  9. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Whatever happened to the concept of "Lead by example"?

    1) Make ALL DC politiocos pay their income taxes!
    2) Charge them a tax for all that useless HOT AIR coming up from DC.
    2) Make Comrade/Madame Pelosi take a scheduled airline for her trips between Kali and DC.

    That alone would generate MILLIONS......
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