Like $175/head is gonna reduce our need for beef(ability to "afford it" maybe...). Govt needs to get out of our kitchen... Give Pelosi a gasmask/smock/rubber boots/gloves an emission sniffer, a quota and a badge! http://www.zimbio.com/US+Politics+a.../Farmers+Poised+Fight+Proposed+Cow+Flatulence
I am gonna seriously increase my bean intake so I can counter balance all the taxation. In fact, the fact they are even considering this is very inflatuating!
"Ma?" Yea, Pa?" "See this here letter from the farm beura?" Naw Pa, whaz it say?" "Not real sure but I think they want a $1.75 every time ole Betsy poots". "Why zat. Pa?" "Sez here that every time she farts, it ****s up the ozarks?"
If them bass-tards what to impose a cow farts tax, then they need to be the ones walking around behind the cows with a fart counter, and at the same time, pay the farmer/rancher for stepping foot on their land.......
My aunts, uncles, and grandmother used to talk about the day this would happen... It sounded ridiculous back in the 60's! Now I'm wondering if they'll also put meters in our noses and TAX us on the very air we breathe! (that was another one I laughed at, but who's laughing now?)
Whatever happened to the concept of "Lead by example"? 1) Make ALL DC politiocos pay their income taxes! 2) Charge them a tax for all that useless HOT AIR coming up from DC. 2) Make Comrade/Madame Pelosi take a scheduled airline for her trips between Kali and DC. That alone would generate MILLIONS......