Eplosive laden journos hunt Gobi death worm

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by Tango3, Aug 4, 2009.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    ARMED with explosives, two men are heading to Mongolia's desert to find the fabled acid-spitting and lightning-throwing Mongolian death worm.

    The worm- allegedly found in the country's Gobi Desert- has never been documented but locals strongly believe it exists.
    The worm- about 1.5m long- apparently jumps out of the sand and kills people by spitting concentrated acid or shooting lightning from its rectum over long distances.
    New Zealand resident and journalist David Farrier will spend two weeks trying to verify the worm's existence.

    You can't make this stuff up![fnny]
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    They never met my mother when my dad went on a bender....[batteye]
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Somebody read "Dune" once too often.
  4. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    ohnokee-rist now I gotta buy and store lightening rods? To protect against Gobi worm ass lightening????:shock:taser1:lol:[gone][tinfoil101][slow][woot]
  5. QuietOne

    QuietOne Monkey++

    Drink enough of that Tibetan fermented yak milk and you'll have lightning coming out of your ass, too. [reddevil]
  6. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Just when I could NOT believe it could get worse....
    Ass-blaster worms!
  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Just don't get behind them ???
  8. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    The old vitamin "F" trick... I herd it can help you fly, too.
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