http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25874750-2,00.html ARMED with explosives, two men are heading to Mongolia's desert to find the fabled acid-spitting and lightning-throwing Mongolian death worm. The worm- allegedly found in the country's Gobi Desert- has never been documented but locals strongly believe it exists. The worm- about 1.5m long- apparently jumps out of the sand and kills people by spitting concentrated acid or shooting lightning from its rectum over long distances. New Zealand resident and journalist David Farrier will spend two weeks trying to verify the worm's existence. You can't make this stuff up!
kee-rist now I gotta buy and store lightening rods? To protect against Gobi worm ass lightening????taser1
Drink enough of that Tibetan fermented yak milk and you'll have lightning coming out of your ass, too.